I remember when I was younger, I hunted for the best photos of my favorite celebrities so I can compile them into a nice little book that I would call the "jack bible". I would buy all the tabloids and scavenge through them like a shark, cut out the pics, and head to the restroom to test their effectiveness.
These days, as I have upgraded to a "jack folder" on my hard drive, in the search for awesome celeb pics I consistently come across terribly chosen shots. It seems like photo support for showbiz articles feature the worst and most unappealing pics that the editor can find.
Now I'm not much of a looker, but every photo of mine that Pep uses in an article about me is usually the worst goddamn shot that shows my with my pizza face in all it's glory. All of the hottest chicks has this "flash" face where the camera fan seems like he explodes a lightbeam into the mug of my favorite crush making her make-up all effed up. All I'm saying is to Pep and all these other tabloids is simple:
PLEASE BRING THE JACK MATERIAL BACK! Who agrees with me? Or are bad celebrity pics just hilarious to look at?
THE WORST ANNE CURTIS PHOTO YOU'LL EVER FIND
...Honestly, the only reason for this article was so I could post the above photo of Anne Curtis.
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