What Women Want: For Us To Be More Like Edward Cullen

This mothereffer Edward Cullen has screwed it up for all of us men. Who is he and why are all the women creaming in their pants for this fellow? Edward is every woman’s fantasy. He's handsome, athletic, rich, super smart, articulate, and a gentleman. He’s goddamn perfect -- except he wants to eat his girlfriend Bella. We need to exploit this flaw. If we can mimic Edwards essence, we should be able to surpass his appeal. Kaya natin 'to! Find that inner Edward, here's how to do it. [AskMen] Read more...