What if I were to start grabbing interviews of big time celebrities off of YouTube, then edit in my voice into the conversation with the intent to air it on my show as if I was the one who conducted the interview—that would piss you guys off if you found out. Listen, I’ve seen these celebrities in person, I see them regularly, let me tell you that there is no absolute way these people look as good as they do on covers.

somebody throw her a cheeseburger
Look at this recent W Magazine shoot (for the December 2009 issue) of Demi Moore. Where the hell did her hip bone go? This lady vagina-farted out like 3 kids, she’s nearing 50 years of age, and now she is magically losing hip bones and ribs. Sweet baby jesus! LOOK AT HER FREAKIN' THIGHS! Don't get me wrong, I'm a pro-boob job type of guy but just don't deny getting it done. We don't care that much anyway. I just want to know I'm masturbating to the truth.
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