It's a Thursday! Being a weekend (for me!haha) , I wonder if I have to curtail my entries to suit more of a "weekend" crowd or more of a "weekend" topic. So I sat here in front of my laptop thinking what do people want to read about on a Thursday?
Sex.
Right? Maybe? Perhaps? If there's any day of the week that we all hope to have sex, isn't it predominantly Saturday? I mean sure, we'd all love to have a bit of Wednesday lovin', but when I think of the 7 days, today has to be the one people most aspire for. You're refreshed, you might be going out tonight, you're likely trying to get some.
However, there are many of us who aren't going to get any. So it's time to live vicariously through you. This blog is anonymous (except for my entries) so I'm going to ask you to tell your stories about the best sex you've ever had. Now I know there are going to be some pencil dick 'tards out there that see a headline like this and are just going to ruin the whole blog with "I banged this b*tch with my throbbing d*ck in her earlobe" bullshit, but I'm going to try to appeal to you and ask you for your legitimate stories. I know in our culture, we typically only bring out these stories anonymously--hence, here is your venue. I'll erase the obvious bullshit stories and the douchebags that will attempt to be comic. Take your time and write it well. This is not an FHM article. This is real. Tell us about the best sex of your life.
*at least include your gender and age.
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